The best of Rajinikanth facts

Advisory: Spread some mat or carpet on the floor before reading this.

• Rajnikanth once roundhouse kicked a Tata truck in Chennai. It became the Tata Nano and fell on Mamata Banerjee’s head in Kolkata
• Matrix was originally planned in Tamil as அச்சு வார்ப்புரு with Rajinikanth as Rajinikanth. But the bullets were so shit scared that they pissed in the barrels and refused to come out of the guns in his presence.
• Rajinikanth once went to Jim Corbett National Park. After eight straight hours of snapping pictures, the tired tigers ran out of camera film.
• Rajinikanth doesn’t need to sleep with a gun under his pillow. He is deadlier with the pillow.
• The movie ’300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1′.
• Viagra often needs Rajinikanth.
• No one messes with Rajinikanth. Only Rajinikanth can mess with himself.
• Rajinikanth is faster than email. He is now officially the second fastest thing in the Universe after MMS.
• Rajinikanth uses pepper spray as eye drops.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajinikanth has allowed to live.
• Rajinikanth counted to infinity – twice.
• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajinikanth.
• There are no races, only countries of people Rajinikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue
• In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajinikanth kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe
• Rajinikanth has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
• Rajinikanth doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajinikanth lives in Chennai
• Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
• James Cameron wanted Rajinikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair
• There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajinikanth’s computer. Rajinikanth is always in control.
• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Rajinikanth has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rajinikanth.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Once while killing a baddie, Rajini slapped himself and the other guy simply disintegrated. RESONANCE !!
• As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply assembled the alphabets and that is how we have the alphabets in the order of A to Z now..!!
• Rajanikanth never tweets. He only roars!
• If a tiger had sex with a tornado and then their tiger-nado baby got married to an earthquake, their offspring would be Rajinikanth
• We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
• Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
• The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
• Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
• Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did.
• Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
• Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
• Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
• Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
• Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
• The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
• Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

Poker face

This is a message to the facebook citizens from the bottom my heart.An honest pledge.
From now on, there shall be no violence. I will choose to peace. No more poking!! lets live in peace and harmony pokers! poking each other again and again never helps the cause, it only causes pain and suffering. I must have caused terrible amounts of pain poking people, but i ask for forgiveness because i know how much it sears each time someone pokes me. Lets forget the animosity and lets bring an end to it. poking shall be a thing of the past. Let us all make facebook a happy place to live. Sarve janah sukhino bhavant. may peace prevail!

Using an iPhone as an iPod touch

Ok this post is a legal thing to do with your iPhone once you're unable to use it as a phone (again, legally). So in case you have an iPhone in the US and move to another country where it cannot be used as in the US, then you can at least use it as an iPod touch rather than giving it to the baby to play around as a toy (well since i dont have an iPhone, i feel the freedom to write silly things like this ;) ).
So here's how you can do this.
(from apple.com/support)

To continue using your original iPhone without active cellular service, leave the inactive SIM card in place. You will be able to use the iPhone as you would an iPod touch (Wi-Fi only, no cellular service) as long as you keep the SIM with which it was last used, even if you update or restore the operating system of the original iPhone.

Activation for an original iPhone requires that its SIM card stays with that iPhone. If the original iPhone displays the "Connect to iTunes" screen, you can use that SIM card to re-activate the iPhone, regardless of whether that SIM has a wireless service account/tariff still associated with it.

To re-activate an original iPhone that displays the "Connect to iTunes" screen:

Reinsert the SIM card used when the original iPhone was activated and had a valid wireless service account/tariff.
Connect the original iPhone to iTunes on a computer connected to the Internet.
If that SIM was previously valid and used with that original iPhone, iTunes will re-activate the iPhone, but without any cellular service.

Additional Information

If you no longer have the SIM that was used with the original iPhone, and the original iPhone displays the "Connect To iTunes" screen, contact your carrier to get a replacement SIM.
If you don't already have a wireless service account/tariff with that carrier, iTunes will help you create one.

For iPhone 3g/3gs :
You can use any SIM card associated with the carrier that your device supports to activate the phone. Simply place a SIM card from the last carrier with which you used your iPhone into the device, and activate it. Then remove the SIM card. You can now use the iPhone 3G or iPhone 3GS as you would an iPod touch (Wi-Fi only, no cellular service).

Note: You can use the activated SIM card from your new iPhone to do this.

To re-activate an iPhone 3G or iPhone 3GS that displays the "Connect to iTunes" screen:

Insert a SIM card from the carrier with which you used your phone. Note: If you are using the same carrier, you can use the activated SIM card from your new device to do this. If your device is unlocked by your carrier, you can use any SIM card.
Connect the iPhone 3G or iPhone 3GS to iTunes on a computer connected to the Internet.
iTunes will then activate the device. You can remove the SIM card at this point and use the iPhone as if it were an iPod touch.

[For iPhone 4 :

Now i just learnt that the iPhone 4 has a microsim inside it, which cannot be replaced or removed from the iPhone. So i will post the details on this when i get the info on how to go about iPodding your iPhone 4.]

For a different look of the above information you can check the following link : http://support.apple.com/kb/HT3406

Cheers! happy ipodding.

Why teams play cricket

India - sachin tendulkar (cos god chose to be in the Indian team. and he'll be retiring on dec 12 2012)
Pakistan - fix games, get money, make bombs back at home.
Bnagladesh - they want to win a test match. and after that they all retire.
Australia - well, the world cup happens, and someone has to win it...
Newzealand - the 'monkey' has a tail.... ;)
England - The poor bastards founded the sport at some wrong time and pride's at stake.
South Africa - Hot cheerleaders!
SriLanka - To play against India twice a month (or whenever the latter feels like making some money)
West Indies - cool afro hairdo,insane goggles and weird celebrations whenever (or if at all) they pick wickets.
Zimbabwe - probably the only team with some intentions of playing cricket. but the poor chaps don't know cricket is not a game thats played with any intentions of playing it.
Afghanistan - whenever pakistan runs out of funds (or supplies).
Netherlands - To wear the horrible orange colour and make the people watching them blind.
Canada/USA/Ireland/Scotland/Bermuda - just to make the list of playing nations longer.

Featured blog

My blog got featured last week.Frankly i do not have much idea how this happened but I would like to thank Kodak printer for their kind gesture. here is the link : http://kodakprinterink.info/blog_awards/index.php?id=11727
(as long as my blog stays featured :) )

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Rapidshare : a better way to download movies

I've been wanting to write this blog/tutorial since a very long time and finally i got the time now to do so... I've also included snapshots of the softwares and sites. click on the image to enlarge.

A lot of people have asked me where i download all the tons of movies, apps and music from and how i do that. simple and straight, its from rapidshare.com

Now many of you must be using various torrents to download files which is indeed a great place to do that. I've once been a great fan of torrents and used quite a lot of it but torrents come with their own problem. One big problem with the torrents is that they are virus prone. Most of the times you can end up downloading virus and other malicious files hidden with the movies. since the torrents are basically 'peer-to-peer' processes, they are dependent on the people serving the files and speed of download often vary. Another problem that i once faced was that i downloaded one movie and when i opened the file it was another movie altogether.



It has been quite some time since i started using rapidshare and another 'magical' software called 'Universal Share downloader' (US downloader) and I'm totally satisfied by it. I've downloaded over 500 movies and not once i had a problem of any sorts mentioned above.

Since many of my friends asked me how to use these sites and softwares, i thought of sharing the information here so that its much easier to convey.

You need four programs for this process.
1.RS links serving site
2.RS links
3.US downloader
4.Winrar for extracting the downloaded files

Rapidshare is one of the largest file-hosting site and according to their claims, users have uploaded upto 10 petabytes of data! what this means is virtually everything you need is available in RS.Most of the data are split and uploaded in parts and the number of parts depend on the size of the file to be downloaded.There are two types of accounts you can download files from. A paid account,which offers you with unlimited and multiple simultaneous downloads and uploads. Another is the free account,which most of use , allows a single download at a lower transfer speed.



So now we know about RS. but where do we get RS links? Here's how. There's a wonderful site called http://www.warez-bb.org/ . This site contains a huge collection of links for millions of movies,songs,softwares,games,e-books,TV shows,scripts and templates. All you need to do is join the website, search for the file you are looking for and get its RS links. The best part of this site is that you can see the screenshots of the movies you want to download and check their quality even before you download. Plus you get a wide range of file formats.From a 300mb '.mkv' file to a 3GB+ blue ray or HD format you get everything. So all that is left is to search for the best print and get its links (preferably rapidshare links). and make sure you make a note of the 'passwords' if any are mentioned below the links.you need them during extracting the file.






One problem with downloading from rapidshare with a free account is that once a part has been downloaded you have to manually enter the subsequent link and wait for about a minute and press 'download' for the download to start. now this is something thats not very comfortable to do. This problem is solved by using the US downloader. I came across this light and brilliant application when a friend of mine told me about this. It's very easy to use this software and its very effective at the same time. Once you have the RS links (copy them all from warez) for a movie or an application, paste them in the US downloader and forget about it. It does everything by itself. It waits for the time RS tells, downloads, and even switches off your computer if you wish to once all the download is complete!Go to the scheduler in the settings and adjust the settings so that the computer switches off after all downloads are complete. you can even set an alarm if you want...It's a pretty software indeed.



The screenshot below shows some of the initial settings that you have to change. Give the values as in the picture and you are good to go!




One last thing you need after downloading you file is winrar to extract the files that have been compressed.If it prompts for a password, just paste the password you copied from the warez site and press enter.

And thats about it. This method is very easy and very safe to use. hope you've understood what i've told. If you get any problem anywhere in the process you can get to me anytime. drop me an email and i'll retort asap. And meanwhile please let me know what you think about this tutorial. any comments and suggestions are welcome.

To download USdownlosder click here

To download winrar click here