India - sachin tendulkar (cos god chose to be in the Indian team. and he'll be retiring on dec 12 2012)
Pakistan - fix games, get money, make bombs back at home.
Bnagladesh - they want to win a test match. and after that they all retire.
Australia - well, the world cup happens, and someone has to win it...
Newzealand - the 'monkey' has a tail.... ;)
England - The poor bastards founded the sport at some wrong time and pride's at stake.
South Africa - Hot cheerleaders!
SriLanka - To play against India twice a month (or whenever the latter feels like making some money)
West Indies - cool afro hairdo,insane goggles and weird celebrations whenever (or if at all) they pick wickets.
Zimbabwe - probably the only team with some intentions of playing cricket. but the poor chaps don't know cricket is not a game thats played with any intentions of playing it.
Afghanistan - whenever pakistan runs out of funds (or supplies).
Netherlands - To wear the horrible orange colour and make the people watching them blind.
Canada/USA/Ireland/Scotland/Bermuda - just to make the list of playing nations longer.
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